mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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