She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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