i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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