Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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