everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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