I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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