I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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