Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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