Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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