if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
