everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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