She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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