oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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