we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Never joke about your clitoris.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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