soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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