I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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