Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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