ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you win again, gameday.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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