She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize