i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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