In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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