Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
