I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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