the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
