So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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