thus making me awesome and them whores
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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