Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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