Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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