No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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