having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i out mim tonsoeep
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