is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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