all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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