"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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