we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm sobbing to NWA
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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