We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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