I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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