I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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