went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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