that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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