I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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