That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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