Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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