so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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