The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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