Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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