You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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