Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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