hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
