I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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