Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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