is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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