Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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