I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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