im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I looked at my own cervix.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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